The Nicest Thing I've Ever Done

One day, as I was walking home from school, I saw a one legged cat limping along the side of the road. Most of it's black fur had been ripped off, and the spots of fur it did have was soaked in it's blood. Pitying the poor creature, I lifted it in my arms. It clung to me like a baby and it's blood soaked through my t-shirt. Disgusted, I dropped the cat in the middle of the street as a 16 wheeler just came around the corner. Realizing the cat would get hit, I pulled the shotgun out of my utility belt and blew the redneck drivers head right off his shoulders. The truck flew off the road out of the way of the cat. The cat happily limped off the road.